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/ Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's      \
| supposed to be "graduate") students     |
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| does it take to screw in a light bulb?  |
| A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make  |
| my stipend tax-free, give my            |
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| advisor a $30,000 grant of the          |
| taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he       |
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| can tell me how to do the gruntwork for |
| him so he can take the                  |
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| credit for answering this incredibly    |
\ vital question."                        /
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